Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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