He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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