Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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