i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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