She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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