so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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