I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
