Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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