I don't think brook has ever known best
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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