Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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