Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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