Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
