She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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