Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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