He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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