Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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