Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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