she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She bit a glass in half.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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