Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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