why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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