Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
