I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
