did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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