I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
