So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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