She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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