Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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