How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
This house was built for laser tag.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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