we're chasing vodka with high fives
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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