I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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