Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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