I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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