I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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