hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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