dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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