marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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