is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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