I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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