the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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