just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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