it's too hot outside to masturbate.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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