I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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