I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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