just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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