we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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