Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i dont even know how to be here
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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