You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
