so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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