he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
