So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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