I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We need a shit load of segways right now
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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