Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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