I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Randomize
